Argh fuck the fella who hasnt stopped shouting.
Screw you and your fucking voice.

Only nuns change their habits overnight.

Kelly, age 6 - “This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.”


Jerry, age 6 – “Oysters' balls are called pearls.”


Wayne, age 7 – “If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.


Kylie, age 6 – “Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more.”


Billy, age 8 – “A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.”


Millie, age 6 – “My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men, a woman and some pots and comes back with crabs.”


William, age 7 – “When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans.”


Helen, age 6 – “Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?”


Amy, age 6 – “I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.”


Christopher, age 7 – “Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers at night.”


Kevin, age 6 – “When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.”


Becky, age 8 – “Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.”


Julie, age 7 – “On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass.”


Bobby, age 6 – “The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know.”


James, age 7 – “My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.”

good to be back on my own accord :) as expected, some asked where i have been, what have i been doing.. i was waiting particularly for Miss M to ask me, but before i knew it, i told her the question and answered it myself. haha! i enjoyed today's amp's session. this is just the first step & there are many more steps you will take. 'there are many directions but you will keep going the straight path, to the house of God." and forever i will sing the praises unto him.. and only him. i learned that its alright to take a break.. but never will i be strayed away again. ive learned a lot during this whole period of drought, that life isnt so good when its without God in it. the crucifix - the symbol of love and hope of christ.

Never leave home without it! (the crucifix!) - American Express

• Sacramental actions & objects
  • the crucifix - the story at My Glorious YISS
• St Catherine of Laboure: the miraculous medal

it's amazing as you hear the stories of miracles happening, how powerful and alive christ is as he drew me back to him. each and everyone will be moved by his works and words one day. anyhow, so new faces, new voices, new stories to hear and share with in the room, second level of CSC, Fridays 1930h. ;)

He can move the mountains,
My God is mighty to save
Alleluia!

F1's been a great experience while experimenting around the various job scope. you have a choice of whether you want to idle & waste your life away doing nothing, yet still earning that measly honest just wage, or you wanna put in the effort, get some pressure from higher levels of management, more responsibility but  on the other hand, sloping your pay upwards. you either put your brains to generation or let it malfunction and gradually losing it to dementia.

one thing's for sure is that, part-time jobs like this for students is one way to let time pass (with friends who become permanent time-passing-companions cum tamil lessons) and still having a eighty bucks in cash put into your bank and another $34.50 into your personal CPF account, is surely a good deal :) if you're lucky, got what it takes, you steal a chance of landing yourself up 'guarding' the VVIP suites on night shifts, resting and dozing and anything you may think you'd or people would do in it, sneaking into top chefs kitchens & pantries, the race teams lounges and helping yourself to whatever you may find.

For a more updated side of reality drama..

1. To rid dementia: be sure you learn to gamble.
2. To avoid yourself from being put into a home, whatever the circumstances may be, make sure you have patient children.
3. To make sure you get full info, be a busty busybody and know your contacts. (so you know who to ask for further inquiries..)
4. To ensure you don't regret history, think before putting into action. be proud of that moment.
5. Oh! my mum's into this Korean drama (CASS! READ THIS!) so much so while she missed One episode, she actually bought the disks.. wittifully she didn't know there's such a thing as encore, especially on SCV.
6. Singtel won the rights to telecast EPL/BPL - as i predicted for who owns Singtel? needless explanation. next, watch the protests from the possible 90% soccer fans here.

So.. i'm now tuned to the night shifts timings. i slept at 10ish last night, got up at 4ish in the morning. still wide awake at present time (0733h). i've had my downloads, my teevee shows replayed, my leftover booze, chips, bread, chinese tea.. and a couple rounds of Big 2.5. an hour till i get ready to head off with NPMC dude.

A trip down to Penang & Hatyai with PJ & Z over the weekend. be back with pictures, goodies & a lot more crunches of love! <:o)
Totally time to seize this last bit of hols while you're here in an attempt to stay patriotic to this country. ;)

Quit Cheating. its time you make a decision and stop acting like nothing is happening in front of everyone.
if this is the case, im backing out and telling you off. (yes, right smack in the middle of your face)
you cant have the best of both worlds & yet, keeping mum, acting righteous.

i'm proud of who i am
:)
so how are ya doing today?

On with the dance! let joy be unconfined;
No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet
To chase the glowing hours with flying feet.
~George Gordon Byron, Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage

Somoa's govt changed the directions of roads in hope that it would being an economical benefit. (at least that's what they claim)
the financial crisis has left many jobless, fatal blow to factories, killed biz, but brings up new ideas. now, a chinese bizman whose factory was shut down, is into breeding of turtles and feeding em with pig's liver and then eventually selling em to other chinese customers. over the weekend, over 3,000 people congregated in some part of the earth to celebrate red hair day! on the other side of the earth, men (mainly retirees) gathered to show off their mustache!

OH OH OH!
SISTER'S KEEPER AND THE INFORMANT! :D

well aware of his doings, they're all the same.
these betrayals don't differ much.
yet at the glistening of his eyes, ambiguity flames,
and i just shut my eye
to convince myself those are all hear-say lies

honestly, knowing how the other HerS get him
ain't a greek mythology.
it's just that same few tricks;
purposeful helplessness, whiny shyness, kitten-like meek.
why would i not know?
'cept they're too awkward to show
forcing me to think it'd be better to be a pretend hoe.

perhaps being a love-fool is stubborn and silly,
but at least i think more simply,
and my love is given blunt and directly.
graciously open for all to see.
i love by diving, be it the sky or the sea,
without
oxygen nor parachute to flee.

love-fools, we're all alike,
fools inside and out alright.
hurt time and time again
yet never gaining experience playing this game.
held fast to the faith that he is gonna be different
but like the previous heS, he's just gonna be your Delete+Return
my wounds and devastation
are my perseverance ammunition
though i knew that love might be a sacrifice
little did i know that being called a fool
were the only price and prize.


So long you're happy,
for perhaps, the best i could give might
not amount to or compare with..

No amount of love can save our souls.
No number of promises will assure us.
Never there will be enough time for us to take our time.

Hello Projects.
Let's play catch.

These are some of the freaking good orgasms!
More reasons to visit the states.

Buckeye's, Apricot Crumble Bar, Snickers Pie, Fried Cupcakes!
..what's America without burgers?

the weekends are lined up with parties - Friday to Sunday <:o)

clicked onto the CNN site and first thing i saw? dozens death due to the ethnic unrest in China.
(numbers have risen according to BBC news in the morning)
the luncheon meat case, clothes issue, then melamine that killed babies. & Oh!
for more reasons Not to go China? The embassy queues. it's insanely long, it makes it tedious.
universally makes you feel like bullcrap.

MJ's still alive.. SO THEY SAY.
SO I SAY, i wanna join The Biggest Loser Asia! :D

TGIF? Or maybe not. Probably one of those weekends where you just want to sleep everything off and you can't for something is up in your mind. The newspaper is but a daily feature covering all the bad news globally. Anyhow, 9th July. Big Surprise for all at home. HAHAHA.

Cost, Tax = GG

Dream time!
Click click click click Bishop Allen.




Getting closer to your butterfly.

He was the king of pop, an iconic and influential figure. He's globally recognized.
Whether it was his music or his life - lawsuits, plastic surgery, dysfunctional brains are questionable too.
& this is at least I remember MJ for..





As well as sex symbol Farrah Fawcett.
I hope you'll be as pretty as you are on earth, as in heaven! :)



If you had 3h left on earth before this world ends, what would you do?

A hero will rise when you finally reach your goal :)
Back to calculus!

 

I didn't update yesterday cos I was out partying with Mraz in Paris!
He tasted meat after a l-o-n-g- time! (I can only imagine..)

Why is it im never able to finish all the value in my prepaid number?
I turned on the teevee & caught Weird Travels!

New Mexico (despite the Swine Flu bug!)

• Zozobra Festival - 77 days time!
• Loretto Chapel, Loretto Spa and Inn, Santa Fe
• Black Range Lodge, Kingston
• Mexican Delights All Around:
  • Chicharrones: fried pork cracklings
  • Chiles Rellenos: roasted green chile peppers stuffed with melted cheeses, dipped in egg batter and deep fried
  • Fry Bread: deep-fried dough topped with honey or a mix of beans, lettuce and tomatoes and then often called a Navajo taco
  • Sopaipilla: a deep-fried, pillow-shaped pastry best eaten with honey
  • Posole: corn kernels that are treated with lime; hominy.

End School Off for me please.
2 weeks till we get our tarts and head to Vivo! :)



We're all +o( at the moment.


Sign the petition to let Mr Big A. return to India today.

I'm stalking Mraz.
Uh huh, you're reading it Correctly.
He eats bananas btw, like a whole bunch!
Below.. as of follows.



MEET MY FRIENDS!



Are we fated or what?
I have a whole banana plantation, 850 hectares to feed him with! 
He's gonna go bananas when he sees em! :B
So mates,
What will keep you alive today?

Omfg elearning week has certainly  left me very little sleeping time.
Never did I expect that! Not only little sleep, but I don't even have time for revision for CTs which are up this Sat!
WTFFFFFFFFFF.

Despite the workload, i still managed to talk to Achu for 10h last night, that was goot! :)
I think I absorbed a lot of radiation too. With Swine flu around, I hope things get better.
Meaning.. cancellation of CTs, everyone's to be quarantined at home! Everyone will just automatically get pushed up to year 3.
Shiokerboos!

Thank you for all of you who wished me on my birthday and the belated ones count too!
I managed to slip out for the late afternoon till the evening with Poops and Pajiao!
Birthday babies deserve a true break!
:D ty to the both of youuuuu. If not for the cockroach, we'd have sat there for a longer time.

Holy effing mother moo!
i smell freedom, it's finally gotten rid of at the back of my head.
NO MORE LEGION! forever.

CRAP, THIS IS G-O-O-D and i dont care whether youre seeing this or not.
i dont need to see any kinda faces anymore or rush myself from one place to another.
sorry, i mean, dragging myself in a headache and no time for any other thing.

i dont have to put up with whatever grumbles you have.
i dont need to accomodate to your needs,
i dont need to see you Anymore.
that isnt the main reason, but it happens to fit in.

so many things to talk about.
im so deprived im this close to begging on the streets for a tix.